A physicist was pulled over by a police officer. The police officer asked
"Do you know that you just ran a red light?"
"No. It appeared to be a green light to me. Maybe I was driving a bit too fast."
"Alright sir", said the officer with a grin on his face. "I'll have to give you a speeding ticket then since you must have been driving at around, hmmmm, 110,000,000 mph. With an extra penalty of $5 per mph over 60 mph, it's just a fine of 550 million dollars."
"Ehhh... Actually, I think I ran a red light."
P.S. Created based on a question in my college physics textbook :)
Friday, October 2, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
The Secret That Cannot Be Told (不能說的秘密) - Jay Chou
冷咖啡離開了杯墊
我忍住的情緒在很後面
拼命想挽回的從前
在我臉上依舊清晰可見
最美的不是下雨天
是曾與你躲過雨的屋簷
回憶的畫面
在盪著鞦韆
夢開始不甜
你說把愛漸漸放下會走更遠
又何必去改變已錯過的時間
你用你的指尖
阻止我說再見
想像你在身邊
在完全失去之前
你說把愛漸漸放下會走更遠
或許命運的籤
只讓我們遇見
只讓我們相戀
這一季的秋天
飄落後才發現
這幸福的碎片
要我怎麼撿
P.S. Kwai Lun-mei (桂綸鎂)'s temperament is really special.
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Los Angeles to Tokyo the Kayaking Way
Two years ago, I wrote about how Google Maps instructs you to swim across the Atlantic Ocean when you search for directions between Los Angeles and Paris. Apparently, Google Maps has been improved by the Google engineers since then: I just search for directions between Los Angeles and Tokyo and it tells me to kayak across the Pacific Ocean:
For some reason, Google Maps thinks that I should travel to Seattle first before throwing myself into the kayak. Maybe kayaking is prohibited on the beaches of Los Angeles? (-.-)
Not only is kayaking "less tiring" than swimming but Google Maps is thoughtful enough to advise me to visit Hawaii on the way. I can have a good rest (anyone needs a rest after 2756 miles of kayaking) and some fun there!
And, after another 3879 miles of kayaking, we're finally entering Japan. Do I need to show my passport if I land this way? :)

For some reason, it can't find directions between Los Angeles and Paris now
Maybe the Atlantic Ocean isn't that safe to swim across now? :P
For some reason, Google Maps thinks that I should travel to Seattle first before throwing myself into the kayak. Maybe kayaking is prohibited on the beaches of Los Angeles? (-.-)
Not only is kayaking "less tiring" than swimming but Google Maps is thoughtful enough to advise me to visit Hawaii on the way. I can have a good rest (anyone needs a rest after 2756 miles of kayaking) and some fun there!
And, after another 3879 miles of kayaking, we're finally entering Japan. Do I need to show my passport if I land this way? :)
For some reason, it can't find directions between Los Angeles and Paris now
Maybe the Atlantic Ocean isn't that safe to swim across now? :P
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Paint My Love - Michael Learns To Rock
From my youngest years
Till this moment here
I've never seen
Such a lovely queen
From the skies above
To the deepest love
I've never felt
Crazy like this before
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It's the picture of a thousand sunsets
It's the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby you should paint my love
Been around the world
Then I met you girl
It's like comming home
To a place I've known
Paint my love
You should paint my love
It's the picture of a thousand sunsets
It's the freedom of a thousand doves
Baby you should paint my love
Since you came into my life
The days before all fade to black and white
Since you came into my life
Everything has changed
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Michael Jackson (1958 - 2009)
So our King of Pop died today... (-__- )
Michael Jackson's influence was without border. From inmates at CPDRC in Philipines to waiters at a wedding banquet to Final Fantasy to Indians, few stars had such a big impact to the music industry, no, to the entire world. He was truly a legend...
I went to the UCLA Ronald Reagan Medical Center and took some pictures:




For the one last time, goodbye Michael...
P.S. Two videos that I took at the UCLA Medical Plaza with fans singing Michael's songs:
Michael Jackson's influence was without border. From inmates at CPDRC in Philipines to waiters at a wedding banquet to Final Fantasy to Indians, few stars had such a big impact to the music industry, no, to the entire world. He was truly a legend...
I went to the UCLA Ronald Reagan Medical Center and took some pictures:
P.S. Two videos that I took at the UCLA Medical Plaza with fans singing Michael's songs:
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Obama's speech in Cairo, Egypt
I always believe that violence is never a solution when there're conflicts among people, races, religions or countries. Yet, quite a lot of people in this world resort to violence and it only fosters hatred among people generation after generation (I've been hearing about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict since I was a kid).
Although I believe that many people share my view on this issue, I was moved when I heard that Obama expressed the same opinion.
It's one thing to believe in something. It's another thing when the commander-in-chief also shares the same belief.
As capable as the citizens of a country are, people need a leader to lead the country in the right direction; Obama is doing that now.
In an old post I conservatively claimed that Obama is the right choice because he has a smaller chance of screwing up compared to McCain/Palin. Now, I start to believe that he really is the right choice as the President of the United States, which is a role that has tremendous impact not only in America but the entire world.
President Obama, thank you for being very hard-working. Thank you for making the government a lot more transparent. Thank you for including capable people in your administration regardless of their races, backgrounds and political parties. And, last but not least, thank you for making an effort to lead us to a more peaceful world.
Please stay healthy and don't tire yourself out (play some basketball regularly!) . May God bless you :)
Thursday, May 28, 2009
How super-duper tiny we all are
Today I received an email from a friend that features comparisons of the planets in our solar system with the various giant stars in the universe and it elicited my quest to find out what the largest star is known to human as of now.
After some googling, the answer is VY Canis Majoris, which has a radius that's around 2000 times the one of the sun, which in turn has a radius that's around 109 times the one of the earth.
How large is that? Watch the following video and you'll see at the end how large the sun is compared to VY Canis Majoris:
Now, can you imagine how small human being is? In that sense, how big is the problem that's puzzling you today? Not that big really :)
P.S. Just to give you another perspective how ridiculously tiny the earth is in this gigantic universe, look at the following two images :P
After some googling, the answer is VY Canis Majoris, which has a radius that's around 2000 times the one of the sun, which in turn has a radius that's around 109 times the one of the earth.
How large is that? Watch the following video and you'll see at the end how large the sun is compared to VY Canis Majoris:
Now, can you imagine how small human being is? In that sense, how big is the problem that's puzzling you today? Not that big really :)
P.S. Just to give you another perspective how ridiculously tiny the earth is in this gigantic universe, look at the following two images :P
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